Russian Witch

Russian witch.
A friend of mine is married to a foreigner.
One day he got a sty.
Her husband was in a panic and almost wanted to call an ambulance.
She did bite her thumb and spat in his eye.
And it went away.
Since then, he thought that all Russian women are witches.
I feel like he’s not wrong…

Russian witch.
[ˈrʌʃᵊn] [wɪʧ]
A friend of mine is married to a foreigner.
[ə] [frɛnd] [ɒv] [maɪn] [ɪz] [ˈmærɪd] [tuː] [ə] [ˈfɒrənə]
One day he got a sty.
[wʌn] [deɪ] [hiː] [ɡɒt] [ə] [staɪ]
Her husband was in a panic and almost wanted to call an ambulance.
[hɜː] [ˈhʌzbənd] [wɒz] [ɪn] [ə] [ˈpænɪk] [ænd] [ˈɔːlməʊst] [ˈwɒntɪd] [tuː] [kɔːl] [ən] [ˈæmbjələns]
She did bite her thumb and spat in his eye.
[ʃiː] [dɪd] [baɪt] [hɜː] [θʌm] [ænd] [spæt] [ɪn] [hɪz] [aɪ]
And it went away.
[ænd] [ɪt] [wɛnt] [əˈweɪ]
Since then, he thought that all Russian women are witches.
[sɪns] [ðɛn], [hiː] [θɔːt] [ðæt] [ɔːl] [ˈrʌʃᵊn] [ˈwɪmɪn] [ɑː] [ˈwɪʧɪz]
I feel like he’s not wrong…
[aɪ] [fiːl] [laɪk] [hiːz] [nɒt] [rɒŋ]

Русская колдунья.
Моя подруга замужем за иностранцем.
Однажды у него выскочил ячмень на глазу.
Ее муж был в панике и чуть не вызвал скорую помощь.
Она показала кукиш и плюнула ему в глаз.
Все прошло.
С тех пор он считает, что все русские женщины – ведьмы.
Похоже, что он не ошибается…