Subway startup.

Subway startup.
I was on the subway yesterday.
A female person entered the carriage.
This lady had a bum look and a corresponding smell.
Everyone shied away from her like the plague.
A woman came up to her, gave her five dollars
and asked her to get out of the subway car.
The bum took the money, got out of our car
and went into the next one.
Remembering this case, I suddenly had a business plan…

Subway startup.
[ˈsʌbweɪ] [ˈstɑːtʌp]
I was on the subway yesterday.
[aɪ] [wɒz] [ɒn] [ðə] [ˈsʌbweɪ] [ˈjɛstədeɪ]
A female person entered the carriage.
[ə] [ˈfiːmeɪl] [ˈpɜːsᵊn] [ˈɛntəd] [ðə] [ˈkærɪʤ]
This lady had a bum look and a corresponding smell.
[ðɪs] [ˈleɪdi] [hæd] [ə] [bʌm] [lʊk] [ænd] [ə] [ˌkɒrɪˈspɒndɪŋ] [smɛl]
Everyone shied away from her like the plague.
[ˈɛvriwʌn] [ʃaɪd] [əˈweɪ] [frɒm] [hɜː] [laɪk] [ðə] [pleɪɡ]
A woman came up to her, gave her five dollars
[ə] [ˈwʊmən] [keɪm] [ʌp] [tuː] [hɜː] [ɡeɪv] [hɜː] [faɪv] [ˈdɒləz]
and asked her to get out of the subway car.
[ænd] [ɑːskt] [hɜː] [tuː] [ɡɛt] [aʊt] [ɒv] [ðə] [ˈsʌbweɪ] [kɑː]
The bum took the money, got out of our car
[ðə] [bʌm] [tʊk] [ðə] [ˈmʌni] [ɡɒt] [aʊt] [ɒv] [ˈaʊə] [kɑː]
and went into the next one.
[ænd] [wɛnt] [ˈɪntuː] [ðə] [nɛkst] [wʌn]
Remembering this case, I suddenly had a business plan…
[rɪˈmɛmbərɪŋ] [ðɪs] [keɪs] [aɪ] [ˈsʌdᵊnli] [hæd] [ə] [ˈbɪznɪs] [plæn]

Новая бизнес-модель.
Вчера я ехала в метро.
В вагон вошла женщина.
У этой дамы был вид бомжихи и соответствующий запах.
Все шарахались от нее, как от чумы.
К ней подошла женщина, дала ей пять долларов и попросила выйти из вагона метро.
Бомжиха взяла деньги, вышла из нашей вагона и села в следующий.
Вспоминая этот случай, у меня внезапно возник бизнес-план…