Wife mermaid
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Wife mermaid.
Highly likely my wife is a mermaid.
I recently watched a movie where a mermaid met a sailor.
At the same time she was very good at pretending to be a human being.
The only her expose was she couldn’t go without salt water for long.
While her man was out of the home, she poured sea salt into the bathtub and splashed around there.
Where I’m going with this story…
I suspect my wife is a mermaid.
I noticed my wife spends two hours in the bathtub with sea salt!
And she grew up in the resort town where we met.
These coincidences raise serious doubts…
I don’t dare ask, I’m afraid it’s true.
Or she’ll say I’m a moron.
Highly likely my wife is a mermaid.
I recently watched a movie where a mermaid met a sailor.
At the same time she was very good at pretending to be a human being.
The only her expose was she couldn’t go without salt water for long.
While her man was out of the home, she poured sea salt into the bathtub and splashed around there.
Where I’m going with this story…
I suspect my wife is a mermaid.
I noticed my wife spends two hours in the bathtub with sea salt!
And she grew up in the resort town where we met.
These coincidences raise serious doubts…
I don’t dare ask, I’m afraid it’s true.
Or she’ll say I’m a moron.
Wife mermaid.
[waɪf] [ˈmɜːmeɪd]
Highly likely my wife is a mermaid.
[ˈhaɪli] [ˈlaɪkli] [maɪ] [waɪf] [ɪz] [ə] [ˈmɜːmeɪd]
I recently watched a movie where a mermaid met a sailor.
[aɪ] [ˈriːsᵊntli] [wɒʧt] [ə] [ˈmuːvi] [weər] [ə] [ˈmɜːmeɪd] [mɛt] [ə] [ˈseɪlə]
At the same time she was very good at pretending to be a human being.
[æt] [ðə] [seɪm] [taɪm] [ʃiː] [wɒz] [ˈvɛri] [ɡʊd] [æt] [prɪˈtɛndɪŋ] [tuː] [biː] [ə] [ˈhjuːmən] [ˈbiːɪŋ]
The only her expose was she couldn’t go without salt water for long.
[ði] [ˈəʊnli] [hɜːr] [ɪkˈspəʊz] [wɒz] [ʃiː] [ˈkʊdᵊnt] [ɡəʊ] [wɪˈðaʊt] [sɒlt] [ˈwɔːtə] [fɔː] [lɒŋ]
While her man was out of the home,
[waɪl] [hɜː] [mæn] [wɒz] [aʊt] [ɒv] [ðə] [həʊm]
she poured sea salt into the bathtub and splashed around there.
[ʃiː] [pɔːd] [siː] [sɒlt] [ˈɪntuː] [ðə] [ˈbɑːθtʌb] [ænd] [splæʃt] [əˈraʊnd] [ðeə]
Where I’m going with this story…
[weər] [aɪm] [ˈɡəʊɪŋ] [wɪð] [ðɪs] [ˈstɔːri]
I suspect my wife is a mermaid.
[aɪ] [ˈsʌspɛkt] [maɪ] [waɪf] [ɪz] [ə] [ˈmɜːmeɪd]
I noticed my wife spends two hours in the bathtub with sea salt!
[aɪ] [ˈnəʊtɪst] [maɪ] [waɪf] [spɛndz] [tuː] [aʊəz] [ɪn] [ðə] [ˈbɑːθtʌb] [wɪð] [siː] [sɒlt]
And she grew up in the resort town where we met.
[ænd] [ʃiː] [ɡruː] [ʌp] [ɪn] [ðə] [rɪˈzɔːt] [taʊn] [weə] [wiː] [mɛt]
These coincidences raise serious doubts…
[ðiːz] [kəʊˈɪnsɪdᵊnsɪz] [reɪz] [ˈsɪəriəs] [daʊts]
I don’t dare ask, I’m afraid it’s true.
[aɪ] [dəʊnt] [deər] [ɑːsk], [aɪm] [əˈfreɪd] [ɪts] [truː]
Or she’ll say I’m a moron.
[ɔː] [ʃiːl] [seɪ] [aɪm] [ə] [ˈmɔːrɒn]
[waɪf] [ˈmɜːmeɪd]
Highly likely my wife is a mermaid.
[ˈhaɪli] [ˈlaɪkli] [maɪ] [waɪf] [ɪz] [ə] [ˈmɜːmeɪd]
I recently watched a movie where a mermaid met a sailor.
[aɪ] [ˈriːsᵊntli] [wɒʧt] [ə] [ˈmuːvi] [weər] [ə] [ˈmɜːmeɪd] [mɛt] [ə] [ˈseɪlə]
At the same time she was very good at pretending to be a human being.
[æt] [ðə] [seɪm] [taɪm] [ʃiː] [wɒz] [ˈvɛri] [ɡʊd] [æt] [prɪˈtɛndɪŋ] [tuː] [biː] [ə] [ˈhjuːmən] [ˈbiːɪŋ]
The only her expose was she couldn’t go without salt water for long.
[ði] [ˈəʊnli] [hɜːr] [ɪkˈspəʊz] [wɒz] [ʃiː] [ˈkʊdᵊnt] [ɡəʊ] [wɪˈðaʊt] [sɒlt] [ˈwɔːtə] [fɔː] [lɒŋ]
While her man was out of the home,
[waɪl] [hɜː] [mæn] [wɒz] [aʊt] [ɒv] [ðə] [həʊm]
she poured sea salt into the bathtub and splashed around there.
[ʃiː] [pɔːd] [siː] [sɒlt] [ˈɪntuː] [ðə] [ˈbɑːθtʌb] [ænd] [splæʃt] [əˈraʊnd] [ðeə]
Where I’m going with this story…
[weər] [aɪm] [ˈɡəʊɪŋ] [wɪð] [ðɪs] [ˈstɔːri]
I suspect my wife is a mermaid.
[aɪ] [ˈsʌspɛkt] [maɪ] [waɪf] [ɪz] [ə] [ˈmɜːmeɪd]
I noticed my wife spends two hours in the bathtub with sea salt!
[aɪ] [ˈnəʊtɪst] [maɪ] [waɪf] [spɛndz] [tuː] [aʊəz] [ɪn] [ðə] [ˈbɑːθtʌb] [wɪð] [siː] [sɒlt]
And she grew up in the resort town where we met.
[ænd] [ʃiː] [ɡruː] [ʌp] [ɪn] [ðə] [rɪˈzɔːt] [taʊn] [weə] [wiː] [mɛt]
These coincidences raise serious doubts…
[ðiːz] [kəʊˈɪnsɪdᵊnsɪz] [reɪz] [ˈsɪəriəs] [daʊts]
I don’t dare ask, I’m afraid it’s true.
[aɪ] [dəʊnt] [deər] [ɑːsk], [aɪm] [əˈfreɪd] [ɪts] [truː]
Or she’ll say I’m a moron.
[ɔː] [ʃiːl] [seɪ] [aɪm] [ə] [ˈmɔːrɒn]
Моя жена – русалка..
Очень вероятно, что моя жена – русалка.
Недавно я смотрел фильм, где русалка встретила моряка.
При этом она очень хорошо умела притворяться человеком.
Единственное, что ее разоблачало, – она не могла долго обходиться без соленой воды.
Пока ее мужчины не было дома, она насыпала морскую соль в ванну и плескалась там.
К чему я веду…
Я подозреваю, что моя жена – русалка.
Я заметил, что моя жена проводит в ванне с морской солью по два часа!
И она выросла в курортном городке, где мы познакомились.
Эти совпадения вызывают серьезные сомнения…
Я не решаюсь спросить, боюсь, что это правда.
Или она скажет, что я придурок.
Очень вероятно, что моя жена – русалка.
Недавно я смотрел фильм, где русалка встретила моряка.
При этом она очень хорошо умела притворяться человеком.
Единственное, что ее разоблачало, – она не могла долго обходиться без соленой воды.
Пока ее мужчины не было дома, она насыпала морскую соль в ванну и плескалась там.
К чему я веду…
Я подозреваю, что моя жена – русалка.
Я заметил, что моя жена проводит в ванне с морской солью по два часа!
И она выросла в курортном городке, где мы познакомились.
Эти совпадения вызывают серьезные сомнения…
Я не решаюсь спросить, боюсь, что это правда.
Или она скажет, что я придурок.
